I Guess Sometimes God Just Needs To

I Mean, So What If It's A Little Dangerous? A One-armed Kid Is Comedy Gold.

I Was Originally Casted To Be In The Superman Movie But I Read The Script And Realized That It Was Mysteriously Similar To My Screenplay For Zach Braff The Movie.

When I Let Some Girl Take Me In Her Mouth I Think This Is What Jesus Must Feel Like During Communion.

I Really Like Just Super Dry Comedy.

Every Single Person Wants To Do It, Don't Hate Me Because I Had The Guts To Follow My Heart!