I Guess Sometimes God Just Needs To

Oh I Love Children, But I Could Never Eat A Whole One.

Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks Like Mine Came True.

I Went To Film School And Wanted To Learn Everything There Was About Making Movies.

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.

In A Perfect World, Everybody Would Be Gay. I Mean If Everybody Looked Like Zach Braff, You Just Wouldn't Be Able To Resist.