Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin,

Instead Of Going Out And Shooting People, Why Don't You Go Start A Band.

My Mom Always Said That There Would Be Haters. Not Everyone Can Love Ya.

Benji Usually Tries To Match His Hair With His Underwear, And You Know How He Had The Pink Hair For A While Well We Caught Him In A Pink Thong One Day!

I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me.

If I Could Pick My Wife By Name, It'd Be Whitney. That Name Just Sounds Right