With The Newspaper Strike On, I Wouldn't

I Was Thought To Be 'stuck Up.' I Wasn't. I Was Just Sure Of Myself. This Is And Always Has Been An Unforgivable Quality To The Unsure.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

You Can Lose Everything But You Can't Lose Your Talent!

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.

If Men Found Out How To Give Birth To Children They'll Never Propose Again.