The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms

A Sure Way To Lose Happiness, I Found, Is To Want It At The Expense Of Everything Else.

I Want To Die With My High Heels On, Still In Action.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.

I've Lost My Faith In Science.

I Often Think That A Slightly Exposed Shoulder Emerging From A Long Satin Nightgown Packs More Sex Than Two Naked Bodies In Bed.