The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.

If Hollywood Didn't Work Out, I Was Prepared To Be The Best Secretary In The World.

Basically, I Believe The World Is A Jungle, And If It's Not A Bit Of A Jungle In The Home, A Child Cannot Possibly Be Fit To Enter The Outside World.

If You Want A Thing Done Well, Get A Couple Of Old Broads To Do It.