With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens

The Iq And The Life Expectancy Of The Average American Recently Passed Each Other In Opposite Directions.

Sometimes, After I'd Gone At The Coke Like One Of Those Snow Plows Moving Up First Avenue, I'd Think My Heart Was Over On The Dresser, Pounding, And I Was Watching It. I Asked Some Of The Doctors Who Drifted Through The Intensive-care Unit What Kind Of Effect Total Cocaine Abuse Has On The Heart And They Said Things Like, "well, There's Not Enough Valid Information...." That Kind Of Answer.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Religion Has What Is Easily The Greatest Bullshit Story Of All Time.

Marry An Orphan: You'll Never Have To Spend Boring Holidays With The In-laws.