With Failure, You Just Try Again.

I Got To Play Santa, Too. It's Really Important To Play Santa, You Know.

When I Was In College, All The Pretty Women Were In The Theatre, So I Auditioned For A Play.

Voice-over Stuff Is So Much Fun Because You Don't Have Hair And Makeup And Wardrobe. You Get To Show Up. And There Were Some Talented People, And We Don't Even Know Them. And They're So Gifted. They Can Do All These Accents And Voices. It's Really Fun To Do That Stuff. It's Really Like Actor Camp.

The Dark Backward. Bill Paxton Is In It With Me. Wayne Newton. James Caan. Adam Rifkin Wrote And Directed It. It Was Made A Number Of Years Ago And Very Odd. Not For The Squeamish.

Almost Anything Makes Me Laugh, Especially Jokes At My Own Expense. And I Will Never, Ever Admit To Being Ticklish Anywhere.