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I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

I Was Leafing Through A Magazine Where There Was A Before-and-after Picture Of A Woman Who Went From A Size 5 To A Size 3 By Liposuction. Was She Serious? I've Cooked Bigger Turkeys Than Her "before" Picture.