Wit Saves Us From Being Swallowed Whole

I Am The Center Of The World, But The Control Panel Seems To Be Somewhere Else.

Never Ask A Bore A Question.

The Past Is Ignorant Of The Present. Be Careful In Taking Its Advice.

If I Could Do My Life Over, I Would Try To Cleanse At Least My Pleasures Of Self-pity.

Manly Men And Womanly Women Are Still Here But Feeling Nervous.