Youth Demands More Than Ordinary Life. Age

The Grandeur Of A Philosophy Does Not Certify Its Truth.

Fear Of Trying Causes Paralysis. Trying Causes Only Trembling And Sweating.

The Poor Live Slow And Hard; The Rich, Fast And Easy. The Rest Of Us Shuffle Along As We May.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Early Every Morning An Old Woman Goes To The Market To Curse A Grocery Clerk, Who Curses Back.