Keep Your Lies Short And Simple.

Realism: The Wealth Of Detail Guarantees The Truth Of The Tale.

The Critical Spirit Never Knows When To Stop Meddling.

The Shades Of Respectability Begin To Close About The Greying Head.

Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen: Even Less, The Trouble I've Successfully Avoided.

Pleasure Usually Comes When Called, But Not Happiness.