Keep Your Lies Short And Simple.

Moo May Represent An Idea, But Only The Cow Knows.

In New York, One Must Collapse To Be Indolent.

Political Correctness Is Driving Machismo Underground And Recalling Effeminacy From Exile.

Rebuttals Never Alter Desire.

The Ancient Mariner Seizes The Guest At The Wedding Feast And Will Not Let Go Until He Has Told All His Story: The Prototype Of The Bore.