I Don't Think Any Decent Human Being

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.

Live In The Moment That You Are In.

The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That They Become Sophomores.

I Don't Discuss Basketball. I Dictate Basketball. I'm Not Interested In Philosophy Classes.

When I Was Losing, They Called Me Nuts. When I Was Winning They Called Me Eccentric.