Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.

Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars, But The Trouble Is They Charge Fifteen Cents For Them.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.

My Father Was One-eighth Cherokee Indian And My Mother Was Quarter-blood Cherokee. I Never Got Far Enough In Arithmetic To Figure Out How Much Injun That Made Me, But There's Nothing Of Which I Am More Proud Than My Cherokee Blood.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.