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A Debt Is Just As Hard For A Government To Pay As It Is For An Individual. No Debt Ever Comes Due At A Good Time. Borrowing Is The Only Thing That Seems Handy All The Time.

Spinnin' A Rope Is Fun If Your Neck Ain't In It

I Would Rather Be The Man Who Bought The Brooklyn Bridge Than The Man Who Sold It.

Every Land Or Property Owner In America Would Be Tickled To Death To Pay 45 Per Cent Of His Profits, If He Didn't Have To Pay Anything If He Didn't Make It.

I Don't Know What Humor Is.