A Remark Generally Hurts In Proportion To

Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

I Love Words But I Don't Like Strange Ones. You Don't Understand Them And They Don't Understand You. Old Words Is Like Old Friends, You Know 'em The Minute You See 'em.

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.