Wild Thing Made Their Hearts Sing. But

We Will Definitely Not Burn The Koran, No. Not Today, Not Ever.

I Can Direct Things But I Can't Write. My Memory Is Going, So I Struggle For Words.

Ludicrous Concepts…like The Whole Idea Of A 'war On Terrorism'. You Can Wage War Against Another Country, Or On A National Group Within Your Own Country, But You Can't Wage War On An Abstract Noun. How Do You Know When You've Won? When You've Got It Removed From The Oxford English Dictionary?

Wild Thing Made Their Hearts Sing. But He Couldn't Top Everything.

What Really Alarms Me About President Bush's 'war On Terrorism' Is The Grammar. How Do You Wage War On An Abstract Noun? How Is 'terrorism' Going To Surrender? It's Well Known, In Philological Circles, That It's Very Hard For Abstract Nouns To Surrender.