What Really Alarms Me About President Bush's

Ludicrous Concepts…like The Whole Idea Of A 'war On Terrorism'. You Can Wage War Against Another Country, Or On A National Group Within Your Own Country, But You Can't Wage War On An Abstract Noun. How Do You Know When You've Won? When You've Got It Removed From The Oxford English Dictionary?

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Saying We Will Destroy Terrorism Is About As Meaningful As Saying: We Shall Annihilate Mockery.

What Is Meant By: "we Mustn't Give In To The Terrorists"? We Gave In To Them The Moment The First Bombs Fell On Afghanistan.

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