Wikipedia, Eh? Must Be Accurate Then.

...roland De Chumsfanleigh (it Wasn't His Fault).

They Were Small, Brightly Coloured, Happy Little Creatures Who Secreted Some Of The Nastiest Toxins In The World, Which Is Why The Job Of Looking After The Large Vivarium Where They Happily Passed Their Days Was Given To First-year Students, On The Basis That If They Got Things Wrong There Wouldn't Be Too Much Education Wasted.

Most Horses Don't Walk Backwards Voluntarily, Because What They Can't See Doesn't Exist.

Most Modern Fantasy Just Rearranges The Furniture In Tolkien's Attic.

And All Those Exclamation Marks, You Notice? Five? A Sure Sign Of Someone Who Wears His Underpants On His Head.