Real Stupidity Beats Artificial Intelligence Every Time.

Some People Think 'coven' Is A Word For A Group Of Witches, And It's True That's What The Dictionary Says. But The Real Word For A Group Of Witches Is 'an Argument'.

He Was, He Would Be The First To Admit, A Coward, An Incompetent, And Not Even Very Good At Being A Failure.

And We Don't Often Get Any Wading Birds In The River Ankh, Mainly Because The Pollution Would Eat Their Legs Away And Anyway, It's Easier For Them To Walk On The Surface.

Banana Daiquiris Aren't Knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

Personally, I Think The Best Motto For An Educational Establishment Is: 'or Would You Rather Be A Mule?'