Why Was I With Her? She Reminds

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.