Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

It Seems Beyond The Comprehension Of People That Someone Can Be Born To Draw Comic Strips, But I Think I Was. My Ambition From Earliest Memory Was To Produce A Daily Comic Strip.

I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't Stand.

Dear Irs, I Am Writing To Cancel My Subscription. Please Remove My Name From Your Mailing List.

That Stupid Charlie Brown! He Had The Nerve To Say I'm Not Perfect!" "so I Suppose You Hit Him, Huh?" "rats! I Knew I Forgot Something!

Lucy Was Using My Blanket To Dry The Dishes. We Now Have Very Secure Dishes!