Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.

If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have The Lens Cap On.

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.

I Know The Answer! The Answer Lies Within The Heart Of All Mankind! The Answer Is Twelve? I Think I'm In The Wrong Building.