Why Don't You Pair'em Up In Threes?

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

Losing Is A Learning Experience. It Teaches You Humility. It Teaches You To Work Harder. It's Also A Powerful Motivator.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

I Love Baseball, I Really Do. I Always Told My Dad, I'm Not Gonna Make It Working... I Like To Play Ball Too Much. Which I Did. I Played Hard. You Gotta Work At This Game. You Really Do. And Its Fun Doing It If You Do It The Right Way.