Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard

If Someone Loves You And They Leave And Don't Come Back, It Was Never Meant To Be. If Someone Loves You And They Leave And Come Back, Set Them On Fire.

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

Israeli Murderers Are Called "commandos," Arab Commandos Are Called "terrorists."

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread?

I Do Something About The Weather. I Stay Home.