Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard

One Great Thing About Getting Old Is That You Can Get Out Of All Sorts Of Social Obligations Just By Saying You're Too Tired.

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

You Don’t See Many Of These White Anti-abortion Women Volunteering To Have Any Black Fetuses Transplanted Into Their Uterus’s, Do You? No, You Don’t See Them Adopting A Whole Lot Of Crack Babies, Do You? No, That Might Be Something Christ Would Do.

Everyone Should Try To Scratch Their Name On The Bomb Of Life.

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.