Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard

Ah, To Be A Bird. To Fly The Skies, Sing My Song, And Best Of All Occasionally Peck Someone's Eyes Out.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

There Are Nights When The Wolves Are Silent And Only The Moon Howls.

I Think It Keeps The Child Alive In Me. There's A Thrill When You Steal Something In Plain View Of Other People.

You Know Who Would Make An Interesting Murder-suicide? Madeline Albright And Yanni.