People See A Big Dude And They

[making People Laugh] Was A Secret Dream I Kept And I Didn't Tell Anybody About It Until I Was About 18.

I'm Not On A Diet. And It's Funny Cause People Go 'well, Then Why Do You Drink Diet Soda?' So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That Got Me Where I Am, So Everything I Do Just Builds On Top Of That.

I Love Australia. First Of All, Everyone Is So Nice. The People Are Down To Earth, And They Like Having Fun With You.

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.