Why Do People Do Yoga? To Clear

Remember When We Was Young, Everybody Used To Have These Arguments About Who's Better, Michael Jackson Or Prince? Prince Won!

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

I'll Probably Pay More Attention To The Musicians In The Pit Than The Stars Because They're The Closest You're Going To Get To Normal People In The Audience.

Never Go To Clubs With Metal Detectors. Sure It Feels Safe Inside. But What About All Those Niggas Waiting Outside With Guns? They Know You Ain't Got One.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.