School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And

Who's Judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul Judging A Singing Contest Is Like Christopher Reeve Judging A Dance Contest!

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade

Do You Know What The Good Side Of Crack Is? If You're Up At The Right Hour, You Can Get A Vcr For $1.50. You Can Furnish Your Whole House For $10.95.

I Just Thought Everybody Lived Around Abandoned Buildings And Crack-heads, ... I Lived In The Ghetto Until I Was Like 19. I Came To Los Angeles, Stayed At Hotels And Stuff. When I Got Back And I Saw What My Neighborhood Looked Like, I Started Getting Scared.