School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And

Give Me A Black Man, A White Woman, A Giraffe, A Zebra Anything But Another White Man! That Last One F***ed Up My Roof!

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.

I Literally Don't Know What I'm Going To Do Next. That's Successful.

I Just Remember That Whenever I Got Really Mad Or Passionate, Like In An Argument, People Would Laugh, And I'd Be Dead Serious. It Would Happen A Lot. So It Was Like, Gee, I've Got Something Here.

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.