Who's To Say Who's An Expert?

If You're Playing A Poker Game And You Look Around The Table And And Can't Tell Who The Sucker Is, It's You.

Those With A Moral Deficit Put On A Good Show, And Sleep Like A Baby.

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning.

Newman's Second Law: Just When Things Look Darkest, They Go Black.

I Have Vision And The Rest Of The World Wears Bifocals.