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There Are Three Rules For Running A Business; Fortunately, We Don't Know Any Of Them.

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.

I Have Taken Roads That I Wished I Had Not Traveled On. And I'm Traveling On Some Pretty Exciting Ones, Too.

Twenty-five Years Ago I Couldn`t Walk Down The Street Without Being Recognized. Now I Can Put A Cap On, Walk Anywhere And No One Pays Me Any Attention. They Don`t Ask Me About My Movies And They Don`t Ask Me About My Salad Dressing Because They Don`t Know Who I Am. Am I Happy About This? You Bet.

I'm A Supporter Of Gay Rights. And Not A Closet Supporter Either. From The Time I Was A Kid, I Have Never Been Able To Understand Attacks Upon The Gay Community. There Are So Many Qualities That Make Up A Human Being... By The Time I Get Through With All The Things That I Really Admire About People, What They Do With Their Private Parts Is Probably So Low On The List That It Is Irrelevant.