Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever

Watching Something Is Nothing Like Doing It.

I Don't Go For The So-called "intimate" Stuff. Column Items That Report: "minerva Ferncroft Sleeps In Pink Dusting Powder Between Puce-colored Sheets In A Heart-shaped Bed." It Leaves Me Cold.

In Racing, The Fastest Person Wins. It Is Very Simple.

The Only Question I Ever Ask Any Woman Is, 'what Time Is Your Husband Coming Home?'

Choose Between Yesterday And Tomorrow.