It's A Match Made In Heaven...by A

One Man Starving Puts A Crimp In My Evening.

Subjectivity Is Objective.

Anything Worth Knowing Cannot Be Understood By The Human Mind.

I've Always Believed That Thoughtful People Don't Really Take The Tabloids Seriously. They're Basically A Form Of Entertainment. I Enjoy Them As Much As The Next New Yorker.

I Don't Have To 'freedom-kiss' My Wife When What I Really Want To Do Is French-kiss Her.