Whoever Said Progress Was A Positive Thing

He Unzipped His Pants And His Brains Fell Out.

Gossip Is Irresponsible Communication. Irresponsible Because It Is At The Expense Of Another Person Who Is Not There To Defend Herself. Irresponsible Because It Is Not Constructive: It Helps No One, Least Of All The Person Being Gossiped About.

Education Is A Wonderful Thing. If You Couldn't Sign Your Name You'd Have To Pay Cash.

I Believe Every Change Any Word Has Undergone Probably Originated In Ignorance.

It Really Doesn't Take Brains To Be A Politician As Much As It Takes Stomach. Both Would Be Nice, But In America We Have Accepted Diminishing Returns In This Arena.