I Believe You Are Your Work. Don't

If You Don't Like My Book, Write Your Own. If You Don't Think You Can Write A Novel, That Ought To Tell You Something. If You Think You Can, Do. No Excuses. If You Still Don't Like My Novel, Find A Book You Do Like. Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable. If You Do Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.

Monogamy Is Contrary To Nature But Necessary For The Greater Social Good.

The Only Merciful Thing About Drug Abuse Is The Speed With Which It Devastates You. Alcoholics Can Take Decades To Destroy Themselves And Everyone They Touch. The Drug Addict Can Accomplish This In A Year Or Two. Of Course, Suicide Is Even More Efficient.

An Army Of Lovers Shall Not Fail.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.