I Believe All Literature Started As Gossip.

I Hate The Telephone. I Think The Lowest Circle Of Hell Is Reserved For Alexander Graham Bell.

The Only Merciful Thing About Drug Abuse Is The Speed With Which It Devastates You. Alcoholics Can Take Decades To Destroy Themselves And Everyone They Touch. The Drug Addict Can Accomplish This In A Year Or Two. Of Course, Suicide Is Even More Efficient.

It Really Doesn't Take Brains To Be A Politician As Much As It Takes Stomach. Both Would Be Nice, But In America We Have Accepted Diminishing Returns In This Arena.

Monogamy Is Contrary To Nature But Necessary For The Greater Social Good.

Whoever Heard Of A Neurotic Frog? Where Do Humans Get Off Thinking They're The Pinnacle Of Evolution?