Whoever Is My Relative, I Will Not

[there's] A Joke That I've Done Forever: 'nowadays They Say That The Largest Majority Of People Will Be Latino And You'll Tell Scary Stories To Your Grandkids: "a Long Time Ago When I Was Growing Up, There Used To Be People Who Were White," And The Kid Says, "really?" And You Say, "yeah, Like The Man Who Cuts Our Grass."' I've Had That Line Forever And I Love It.

You're Never Going To Be A Yankee For A Day, Or You're Never Going To Be A Laker, But With Pro-ams, They Allow You To Feel Like You're A Professional Golfer And Play Under Their Conditions.

D.c. Is A Great Place. The Music, Jazz, Has Always Been Great Here, The Restaurants Have Always Been Fantastic Here. And There's Been A Lot Of Changes In This City Over The Last 30 Years, And All For The Better.

I Can Never Do Nothing In This House!

Everything We Play When We Are Growing Up, Is Team Related. In This Game (of Golf) You Can Find All The Answers Yourself. You Don't Need To Throw The Ball In The Air And Play Catch With Yourself. You Get A Bucket Of Balls And Go Out There With Your Clubs, And You Hit And Learn And You Get Better. And There's No Top.