Whoever Is My Relative, I Will Not

No Angie, It's Instant. Like When Someone Trips In The Cafeteria And You're Laughing So Hard Milk Comes Out Of Your Nose, The Guy Next To You Is Laughing So Hard He Accidentally Farts. Boom! Friends For Life!

When I Was 10 There Wasnt Trampolines And Cartoon Charaters, I Never Went To Chuck E Cheese! My Mom Said 'you Wanna See A Mouse Pull The Refrigerator Out!'

Memories, Priceless. Well Not Really Priceless, But There You Go!

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

Life Is Moments Going By, But If You Don't Grab Them, They're Gone. For A Long Time, The Only Moments That Were Available Were Bad Ones. So Now I Make Sure To Grab The Good Ones.