Whoever I Had Become Had To Die.

There's Something Spiritual In Hard Work. Spirituality Isn't All Aromatherapy And Scented Candles.

It Never Occurred To Them That God May Have Provided The World With A Vast Array Of Very Brainy Medical Types For The Very Reason Of Solving Problems Such As Theirs. However, There Is One Thing That The Medical Profession Cannot Do And That Is Save People From Being Idiots.

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When I Stopped Drinking, It Was Only Because I Thought If I Don't Stop, I'm Going To Die.

Ocean's 13 Is All About Cool People Having A Good Time, And Who Doesn't Want To See That? Well You, Apparantly, 'cause You're Watching Me.