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One Of The Virtues Of The Nhs... It Doesn't Worry You About Money At The Moment When You're Least Capable Of Doing Anything About It.

Anyone Afraid Of What He Thinks Television Does To The World Is Probably Just Afraid Of The World.

Not Everyone Who Wants To Make A Film Is Crazy, But Almost Everyone Who Is Crazy Wants To Make A Film.

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