Men Never Sound More Stupid Than When

Snooker Is Just Chess With Balls.

The Smartest Move I Ever Made In Showbusiness Was To Start Off Looking Like The Kind Of Wreck I Would End Up As. I Was Already Aged In The Wood.

John Mcenroe Has Hair Like Badly Turned Broccoli.

John Mcenroe Looks As If He Is Serving Round The Edge Of An Imaginary Building.

One Way Or Another, All The Poets Of The Thirties And Forties Reacted To Auden, Either By Rejecting Him Or Trying To Absorb Him.