Who Am I That I Have To

A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well As His Mind Being Funny, His Whole Personage Is Funny.

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?

I've Done A Lot Of Things And I've Been A Lot Of People, But Now I've Come To Realize Who I Am

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

My Entire Life Has Been A Lie.