Who Am I That I Have To

Mr. Burns Comes Out And Flips Cigar Ashes On His Shoes, And Makes Up About 90 Percent Of What You Hear.

It Happens To The Best Of Them. You Lay Off Singing And Your Throat Gets Out Of Practice. No Excuses. I Blew It.

Everybody Thinks I'm At Death's Door, But I'm Not. There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Me, And My Heart Is In 100 Percent Working Order. Anything Else You May Hear Is A Damn Lie!

A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well As His Mind Being Funny, His Whole Personage Is Funny.

My Philosophy Is To Take One Day At A Time. I Don't Worry About The Future. Tomorrow Is Even Out Of Sight For Me.