George Burns Was The Father I Never

I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards And It Wouldn't Mean Beans

My Goal Is To Be Remembered As A Human Being And As A Great Performer.

I've Done A Lot Of Things And I've Been A Lot Of People, But Now I've Come To Realize Who I Am

The Democratic Party Of California Is Ready To Sponsor Me. All I Have To Do Is Find The Right Office To Run For.

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?