George Burns Was The Father I Never

Just Call Me A Family Man And An Actor Who Digs His Whole Scene, Side Interests And All. Just Say I Feel Mighty Good At The Ripe Old Age Of 27.

I Have Worked With A Great Many Comedians As Opposed To Comics, Although I Have Worked With Comics As Well, I Make The Distinction.

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

Mr. Burns Comes Out And Flips Cigar Ashes On His Shoes, And Makes Up About 90 Percent Of What You Hear.

It Happens To The Best Of Them. You Lay Off Singing And Your Throat Gets Out Of Practice. No Excuses. I Blew It.