George Burns Was The Father I Never

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

It Happens To The Best Of Them. You Lay Off Singing And Your Throat Gets Out Of Practice. No Excuses. I Blew It.

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.

A-well-a, Splish, Splash, I Forgot About The Bath, I Went And Put My Dancing Shoes On.

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?