George Burns Was The Father I Never

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.

I Think Flip Wilson Is A Brillant Comedian.

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

The Sex Element Is The Most Important In The Business. You Must Sell Sex

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.