George Burns Was The Father I Never

When I Come Out And Sing The First Few Bars Of Bill Bailey, It's Very Exciting

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

It Isn't True That You Live Only Once. You Only Die Once. You Live Lots Of Times If You Know How.

George Burns Was The Father I Never Had