I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And

I'm A Singer Who Moves Like A Dancer.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

I Decided I Was Going To Give Up Singing And Concentrate On Acting, And A Result Of That, I Didn't Do Another Film For Two To Three Years, And I Don't Blame It On Anybody But Myself

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?

Everybody Thinks I'm At Death's Door, But I'm Not. There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Me, And My Heart Is In 100 Percent Working Order. Anything Else You May Hear Is A Damn Lie!