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High School – Those Are Your Prime Suffering Years. They Don’t Get Better Suffering Than That.

In The United States, There Is A Restaurant Called The Outback Steakhouse, And I Could Survive In There For Several Weeks At Least, Sustaining Myself On Bloomin' Onions And, I'm Sure, Their Legitimate And Very Australian Cuisine. In The Real Outback? I Give Myself About 14 Minutes.

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

I Don't Know How Other People Perceive The Lives Of Actors, But My Life Is Fairly Ordinary. I Go To Work, I Come Home, I Put My Kids To Bed. If I'm Home In Time For Dinner, I Have Dinner, And Then It's Bedtime.

I Was Sort Of Traumatized By Girls In The Third Grade. Because There Was A Girl In My Third Grade Class I Had A Crush On. I Bought Her A Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolate. And I Put It In Her Cubby With A Note That Said Something Like, "i Am Deeply In Love With You, Your Secret Admirer." And I Didn't Sign My Name.