I Have No Idea Where My Pathetic

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

Everybody Should Be Normal. Everybody Should Be Nice. I Think They Go Hand In Hand, And That To Me Is The Default Setting.

You Project A Version Of Yourself To The Public To Protect And Insulate Yourself A Little Bit. Actors Come Up With A Version Of Themselves In Order To Protect The Real Person.

I Am Both A Night Owl And An Early Bird. So I Am Wise And I Have Worms.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.