Whenever My Water Breaks It'll Be Like

It Was Like A Death In The Family: You Go Through The Mourning Stage, Then The Rebellion, And Then All Of A Sudden You Have To Find Life By Yourself. . . . I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart. I Don't Really Ever Talk About The Divorce Because It Was A Heart-wrenching Thing To Go Through.

We Weren't Trying, But We Were Definitely Practicing - And Not Safely Practicing.

A Little Bit Is Not That Much To Ask To Make Things Right.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.