Whenever My Water Breaks It'll Be Like

The Average Person Expels Flatulence 15 Times Each Day!

I'm A Huge Fan Of Mariah Carey. I Admired Her Music For So Long. It's Hard To Follow On Her Footstep. She's So Successful. Mariah's Mariah. To Be Compared To Her Is A Huge Compliment.

I Want To Be A Diva... Like People-totally-respect-my-music Diva, Not Diva Like Carry-my-diet-coke-around.

I Will Never Do Nudity. I Don't Care How Dark And Intellectual The Role Could Be, You Know...i Don't Care If I Frickin' Could Get An Oscar For It, I'm Not Going To Do It. Those Accolades Mean Nothing To Me. I Don't Think People Deserve To See What's Under My Clothing. That's Only For My Next Husband-ha-ha-ha.

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.