I Want To Be A Diva... Like

I Care About What People Think Of My Heart, My Music, My Passion.

There's Tons Of Little Tricks That That Go Into Making The Perfect Shoe, But I Think Color, Comfort Is Really Important And Different Sizes Of Heels.

I Want To Be A Diva... Like People-totally-respect-my-music Diva, Not Diva Like Carry-my-diet-coke-around.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.