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The More I Think You Over, The More It Comes Home To Me What An Unmitigated Middle Victorian Ass You Are!

Bridges Would Not Be Safer If Only People Who Knew The Proper Definition Of A Real Number Were Allowed To Design Them.

If I Had My Way, Any Man Guilty Of Golf Would Be Barred From Any Public Office In The United States And The Families Of The Breed Would Be Shipped Off To The White Slave Corrals Of Argentina.

Hamlet Has Been Played By 5,000 Actors, No Wonder He Is Crazy.

New York: A Third-rate Babylon.