When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

In The Halls Of Justice The Only Justice Is In The Halls.

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

Anyone Who Does Anything For Pleasure To Indulge His Selfish Soul Will Surely Burn In Hell.