When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is

Certain Things Are Complete Superstition And Have No Validity At All In The Bible. Yeah. They're Just The Antithesis Of Everything That Is Correct Intellectually.

Now A Jew, In The Dictionary, Is One Who Is Descended From The Ancient Tribes Of Judea, Or One Who Is Regarded As Descended From That Tribe. That's What It Says In The Dictionary; But You And I Know What A Jew Is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And Although There Should Be A Statute Of Limitations For That Crime, It Seems That Those Who Neither Have The Actions Nor The Gait Of Christians, Pagan Or Not, Will Bust Us Out, Unrelenting Dues, For Another Deuce.

There's A Lot Of Money In Wars, Except In The War On Poverty. Can't Make Any Bread Helping The Poor.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.