When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is

Tv Is Just Advertising For Your Live Gig, So I'm Playing Whichever Show Is Gonna Get Me The Biggest Crowd.

Life Is A Four-letter Word.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

Today's Comedian Has A Cross To Bear That He Built Himself. A Comedian Of The Older Generation Did An Act And He Told The Audience, This Is My Act. Today's Comic Is Not Doing An Act. The Audience Assumes He's Telling The Truth. What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.