Writing Is A Holy Chore.

They Change Scapegoats At The Networks More Regularly Than Some People Change Socks.

Posing The Question: Does The God Of Love Use Underarm Deodorant, Vaginal Spray And Fluoride Toothpaste?

The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity.

I See All. I Hear All. I Know All. And I Spend A Great Deal Of Time In The Bathroom.

Everybody Has Opinions: I Have Them, You Have Them. And We Are All Told From The Moment We Open Our Eyes, That Everyone Is Entitled To His Or Her Opinion. Well, That's Horsepuckey, Of Course. We Are Not Entitled To Our Opinions; We Are Entitled To Our Informed Opinions. Without Research, Without Background, Without Understanding, It's Nothing. It's Just Bibble-babble. It's Like A Fart In A Wind Tunnel, Folks.