When Your Mother Asks, 'do You Want

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Grandma Told Me Mama Was Once Caught By The Principal For Writing In The Front Of Her Book, "in Case Of Fire, Throw This In First." I Have Never Had So Much Respect For Mama As The Day I Heard This.

Explain To Me How He [her Son] Can Ride A Bicycle, Run, Play Ball, Set Up A Camp, Swing, Fight A War, Swim And Race For Eight Hours ... And Has To Be Driven To The Garbage Can.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.