When You Swear To God, Its True

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

There's Estrogen Running Through My Veins!

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

I Don't Hate Anyone. I Simply Block Them Out Using Hellish Visions In A Blind White Rage. But If I See Them Out I'm Pleasant.

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.