It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress

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Onstage, It's All Just A Heightened And More Elaborate Version Of Me. When You're Standing Onstage, Your Adrenaline Is Going, Your Enthusiasm Is At Full Tilt, And The Excitement Helps Elevate You're Attitude. I've Always Wanted To Be As Close To Myself Offstage, Being Funny With My Buddies, And That's What I've Worked Hard On - Being Authentic To Who I Really Am.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

Here's How You Know That You're Really Drunk: When You Get Into A Taxi Cab And You Think The Fare Is The Time.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!