When You Stop Giving And Offering Something

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old. When I Was 65, I Had Cupid's Eczema. I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.