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Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.